Top 10 reasons not to leave your lunch at work over the weekend

1. Because it was a couple days old to start out with
2. Because you work in the front office
3. Because you will be able to smell it when you approach your desk
4. Because when you open your drawer you stored it in the smell will be SO bad that it will seep into the hairs in your nose and stay there for the remainder of the day.
5. Because Wisk does not get rid of the smell
6. Because when you lift up your Urkel Lunch Box you will remember that it has a hole in it only a minute too late.
7. Because APPARENTLY when you leave turkey chili in a hot office for the weekend it liquefies and spills out of its container.
8. Because when it spills out of the container you again remember the hole in the Urkel Lunch Box because now the liquefied chili is all over your pants and the floor.
9. Because now your coffee is cold and you don't really want to drink it anyway because all you can smell is the "chili" and the thought of drinking that "chili" well, you can imagine...
10. Because there are only so many times you can apologize to those around you for the smell you can only describe as throw-up.