Friday, August 28, 2009

Are you kidding me?

Its not the fact that these people received mysterious laptops that bugs me about this article on Yahoo! odd news. Actually they all had my respect for being so careful, that is until I read this last sentence of the article:
"The state's auditor was also tricked into rerouting nearly $2 million meant for vendors into bank accounts set up by what investigators say is a Kenyan-based fraud ring."
Really? Doesn't everyone know about those frauds? I probably don't have nearly as much education as that auditor and yet somehow I know....I wonder if that person had a job the next day.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

I wish

I sometimes wish I had the power to deflate people's car tires with my mind when they do one of (but not limited to) the following:
  1. Cut me off and then drive slow (I would of course move out of the way before the deflation)
  2. tailgate me and then get all super pissy pants and speed around me (thank Carrie for the pissy pants term. She is a treasure trove of excellent terms)
  3. shout things to me when driving by (Catalina Blvd. is the College Ave of Point Loma/OB so there are a lot of college idiots)
  4. Misuse the merging zipper affect.
I imagine these people all smug in there ridiculousness and then BAM! a nice slice of humble pie and their prideful smugness crumbles before them.