I wish

I sometimes wish I had the power to deflate people's car tires with my mind when they do one of (but not limited to) the following:

1. Cut me off and then drive slow (I would of course move out of the way before the deflation)
   
2. tailgate me and then get all super pissy pants and speed around me (thank Carrie for the pissy pants term. She is a treasure trove of excellent terms)
   
3. shout things to me when driving by (Catalina Blvd. is the College Ave of Point Loma/OB so there are a lot of college idiots)
4. Misuse the merging zipper affect.

I imagine these people all smug in there ridiculousness and then BAM! a nice slice of humble pie and their prideful smugness crumbles before them.