Some JerkFace just walked into my office and ask me to repeat myself because it sounded like I am "Minnie Mouse on Helium". Seriously Dude? I hope he can't taste that lugee I just spit into his fresh cup of coffee. Idiot.
I also hope he knows that next time he pats me on the head like a five year old I am liable to rip each and every one of his fingers off one at a time and stuff them in his mouth. GAH!
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Please tell me that he walked away with a fat lip?!?!?!
Buuuuuurt. Buuuuuuurt Bacharat.
I'd like to see that!!
I am middle aged, a little angry, and under loved...I'll kick his butt for you....
What a punk! I'm stalking your blog until I see some representation of the McGyver madness tee - just to let you know!
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