Three Amigos

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
The Three Amigos!



(and apparently a peacock)

A Pictorial Directory of Allie's Dilemma

The pictures. I think you will get the drift...

Pics of the hideous bald man with no clothes

Weird shiney outfits do not allow you to go on TV
















The extent of his dance moves















AND his Freakish brother.
Okay he is not as weird as he used to look. Poor Andy.

Rembember When ...

So I am watching Dancing With the Stars right now and Joey Lawrence was just on. EWWWWW! Sick! What happened to him?! Where is his hair and WHO told him he could wear THAT color?!?!?!?!!!
There is like no way to even explain it unless you saw it. I'll just have to wait and try to get a picture for you all (all meaning the five people who read this)

HUUUUAAAH! He is on agian! Seriously his outfit is the same color as him! And he doesn't stop talking! He is like a 15 year old cheerleader in a balding old man's body! YUCK!

The Characters

Partly because Lisa asked for an update(and I haven't sufficiently had time to think of anything witty or deep) and partly because Al made me think, I want to know who your favorite 80's TV show Character is and why.
I will start since I am asking...
Aside from the obvious choice of MacGyver for his innate sense of heroism and rugged handsome exterior, and ability to dismantle a bomb with a paperclip and credit card, my second choice would be:

Punky Brewster- Cute, Wholesome, great sense of shoe fashion I longed to copy as a kid, and her ability to find herself in some sort of trouble for every show yet somehow able to work it out by the end. It also helps that she had Brandon the Wonder dog...

98EE: An Illustration

The Set up:
An empty Parking Spot. A tad bit small, but could be the solution for your search.
Ego Emission of 6










Tam's Attempts:
Several tries only got her so far as to hit the curb several times. Not being a morning person, she gives up perhaps too early, but doesn't like people watching her try to park. :(
Ego Emissions of 3








Tina's Accomplishment:
Tina pulls into the infamous spot with alleged ease. Laughs when Tam tells her she tried to manuver that spot earlier.
Ego Emission for easily fitting into a spot that your friend attempted to fit in several times, 98.

Ego Emissions

Disneyland Lands Vs. Your Character

Hilary and I had a conversation a couple days ago about her time she worked at Disneyland and how Disney picks where you will work based on your look. ie. Rockabilly Kids and the like are usually placed in the Haunted Mansion and for some reason Peg-Leg Hilary was placed at the Blue Bayou. Arrr.
Anyway we decided that I would end up being a tour guide at Innovetions in Tomorrowland because Hilary says I have "futuristic hair" (don't ask, I have no idea).
So now I want to know where you think you would end up. Here are a few ideas to get you started:

• Tomorrowland
• Adventurland
• New Orleans Square
  
• Pirates of the Carribean
• Main Street USA
• Haunted Mansion
• Twighlight Zone Haunted Hotel
• Indiana Jones Adventure
• Tom Sawyer Island
• Mark Twain River Cruise
• Mad Tea Party
• Toontown
• Tarzan's Treehouse
• Jungle Cruise (Katie?)
• It's a Small World
• Space Mountian
• Splash Mountian
• ?
  

Worst

My attitude stinks and it leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

"Have you ever become the worst version of yourself. That a pandora's box of all the hate, spite and condecension has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of walking away... you zing them. "Hello it's Mr Nasty". I'm sure you have no idea what i'm talking about..."
(Tom Hanks as Joe Fox in You've got Mail)

Exactly, I think I do and I am right now. I hold grudges, and have a hard time letting things go. I am full of anger and spite but instead of zinging people I usually (there are some exceptions) just stuff it all inside and pretend like I don't despise certian persons... Don't get me wrong, its not all the time, but sometimes I am NOT slow to anger and I let people and their attitudes get to me. And at times I feel like I have become exactly what I hate.

I need to work on that but I am not sure of my gameplan yet.

So sorry if I have ever been a jerk to you, I am working on it.

Fish, Gracie, Temple, Dancing Goat

Smashed by elevators

A few things from my Thailand trip so far:

1. Elevators hate me here and repeatedly smash me when stepping on or off of them
2. Gracie, Jenni's dog is adorable
3. I love shopping
4. Italian food in Thailand is not Italian food
5. The Puhcome (SP?) hotel sucks, and their toilets don't flush
6. A milk shake is actually a smoothie with fruit and ice just as a strawberry daquari is actually A LOT of alcohol and a teaspoon or so of strawberry mix.
7. Elephants are really cute
8. My hair is never in anything but a ponytail...

see you all when I get back!!!