Conversation with Jenni

For those of you who don't know, my sister Jenni teaches English to Thai College Students in Chiang Mai.
Here is a conversation I just had with her:

Jennifer: today we were talking about names in my class and Dear asked what your full name was. i told him your middle name was Dawn and he asked if he could call you donkey as a nickname

it was Hilarious me: gasp!

you told him no right?

Jennifer: i told him yes he could call you donkey

i love dear

me: no!

Jennifer: and i love you my little donkey

me: you basically are calling me an ass

Jennifer: i know but he didn't realize that and it

made it even funnier

me: way to teach your students to cuss

Jennifer: i love language barriers

you're the one whose name sounds like donkey