Seriously?

Some JerkFace just walked into my office and ask me to repeat myself because it sounded like I am "Minnie Mouse on Helium". Seriously Dude? I hope he can't taste that lugee I just spit into his fresh cup of coffee. Idiot.
I also hope he knows that next time he pats me on the head like a five year old I am liable to rip each and every one of his fingers off one at a time and stuff them in his mouth. GAH!