Curses

I want to curse the girl who hit my parked car with flat tires for a year, but that would be wrong.
I don't have time to deal with this crap.
Anybody want to give me a car? or perhaps some sort of free transportation that will not leave me exhausted after getting up the Laurel "hill"?

ugh

I parked my car a couple Friday's ago and came out the next morning to discover someone had "rolled" into it. Awesome. I love that.
I say "rolled" because who can total a car by simply "rolling" into it? Oh right but I forgot, it was my fault because I parked so close (and by close I of course mean at least a foot and a half away). How silly of me to assume that people know how to drive.
So now I am waiting on insurance to tell me officially that it is totaled and write me a check so that I can have yet another bill in the form of a car payment.
Did I mention I love that?

How unfortunate and ironic

As Merriam Webster says:
1 : relating to, containing, or constituting irony ironic remark> ironic coincidence>
2 : given to irony ironic sense of humor>
OR
3: As seen on my way to drop Erin off at the Airport. Click on the pic for a larger view...






Just in case you missed it, the sign says "How's my driving" and has a big dent in it. I'd have to say not too good...