Tuesday, June 26, 2007

How unfortunate and ironic

As Merriam Webster says:
1 : relating to, containing, or constituting irony ironic remark> ironic coincidence>
2 : given to irony ironic sense of humor>
OR
3: As seen on my way to drop Erin off at the Airport. Click on the pic for a larger view...






Just in case you missed it, the sign says "How's my driving" and has a big dent in it. I'd have to say not too good...

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Received recently from my Mom

My Mom is not very technology savy so you can imagine my surprise when I received this Picture message from her recently:




Yes that is Jenni and yes she is wearing a racoon costume. And Yes, she is walking with swagger. Notive the extra swing of the tail. For further questions she can be found here.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Meme

RubySoho tagged me for a thing called “meme”, the pertinent meaning of which I now know after reading Aaryn's blog, and I will go on to plagiarize each and every word she wrote in her opening paragraph: As it pertains to blogging, a meme is an idea spread from blog to blog. So. The object of my assignment is to tell the internets eight Random Facts About Myself and then, pssst, pass it on. (I copied most of that from Katie.)

I was tagged with this twice and so were my dogs. Poor Suki and Sam. Poor me.....meme Ha!
Okay well anyway I guess I will go ahead and do it for fear that I may be beaten to the point of near death by three very intimidating women.
Now on to the rules:

1. I have to post these rules before I give you the facts.
2. Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Now that we know how to place nice, we can begin. And mind you, this is your fair warning that you have quite possibly entered . . . the Twilight Zone.

  1. I like depressing music. Slow sad music with repeating backgrounds and heavy piano solos or accoustic guitar. Like Yo La Tengo, Postal Service, Dashboard Confessional, very emo I guess. I have a playlist on my ipod full of this kind of music that I listen to over and over and over agian. I even go so far as to say I like covers of old eighties songs in a slow accoustic fashion like Eva Cassidy does or Johnny Cash.
  2. Not so much a secret but I hate gum. Even typing the word gives me the heebie jeebies. The smell, texture, the way people chomp it and how it makes people act. I once wrote a five page satirical paper all about it in highschool.
  3. I hate my laugh. Its loud an obnoxious and I want to dig myself a hole and bury myself everytime I hear it. I also hate that sometimes it reminds me of my sister Tiffany and all that old anger returns in what, as my laughter would suggest, should be a happy moment. Okay but seriously, on a side note, at least it is not like the guy's in my office right now. His cackling never stops.
  4. I get extremely anxious and nervous before almost every massage. My heart beats like crazy and my stomach sinks every other minute. Especially new clients but also with certain old clients. Its not that they express they don't like it, they wouldn't reschedule if they didn't but sometimes I feel like I don't do enough for them.
  5. My big downfall is kitchen gadgets. I want them all. I would go bankrupt if I ever went to the county fair.
  6. My secret desire is to someday be able to spout out the full rap-like portions of Matisyahu's songs like in Fire of Heaven or King Without a Crown. He is so fast. He is one of my exceptions to #1
  7. I have supersonic hearing when it comes to the elevator at work. I can hear people walk in on the first floor and I am on the third.
  8. I just spilled, or rather dumped, a large amount of cinnamon apple sauce on my crotch. How unfortunate.
And the only person I have to tag that hasn't been tagged yet is Lisa. Oooo and Anne! Have fun!

Thursday, June 07, 2007

DHL=Dog House

Someone is about ready to get the smack-down.
I hate DHL and their opinions that if another company decides that our company should pay for unauthorized shipping, its okay for them to create an account for our company (without telling us) and bill us.
No-sirey-Bob.
Don't basically tell me I don't know what I am talking about you insolent fool.GAH!

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Hand-made Gifts

I don't often have a ton of money to spend on Birthday gifts for my peeps so I often resort to making gifts or if they are lucky (e-hem...Wendy...)they get a gift certificate for one of my World Famous Professional Massages. Anyway it was Carrie's Birthday on Sunday and I decided to make her a purse out of this awesome fabric I found. The best part of it in my opinion is the over-the-shoulder strappy thing is actually my Grandpa's old tie. It actually says on the tag to "wear with blue or grey suit". I love that! I hope Carrie has a blue or a grey suit to wear her new purse with...Oh, and incase you can't tell from the pic, the added little detail is a peacock:




Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Happy Birthday My Little Bucket of Butterball Turkeys

Happy Birthday Jenni! I love you to the second star to the left and straight on 'till morning and back.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Ducks parading down Fourth Avenue.

We tried our hardest to save the poor little duck that thought it would be okay to parade down Fourth Avenue in front of our office. But alas, a duck who will not listen to not only Brenda or Al or myself just has a death wish. So after nearly causing several accidents (of which I could not peel my eyes away from) the poor little duck was struck by an SUV and all we could do was walk away. So sad.
Why did that little duck have to be so stupid?