3 wishes

Today I asked my lovely coworkers if they had three wishes what would they be. Steph thinks for a while and gives me a list. Then after hearing our wishes she submits a change in her wishes. First on her list Steph says, "I want a magic house."
After laughing and then laughing and then crying laughing she refuses to tell me the reason. Then I receive the following email:

Dear Tamara,

I thank you for the opportunity the explain my wish. My intent in sending this email is to hopefully allow you to see the wonders of a magical house & cause you to use one of your wishes for one too.

Reasons I would like a magical house:

1. Self-cleaning

2. Five star magical pantry & kitchen

3. Magic doors that lead to wonderful places like Hogwarts, the Shire, and Barnes & Noble.

4. Magical mirrors (inserted after requesting and explanation of this one, "They are the windows to the world")

5. Magical rooms like the one in Spy Kids.

Regards,

Stephanie

The one with the crazy dog

Went to the vet today. Suki is sick again and Sam has some crazy skin issue. So the Vet Tech comes in to give me my options and I tell her there was one thing I forgot to check with the Doctor about Sam's eye (my dogs are a mess). She sends me to check out while she goes and asks.
So there I am standing in line when the doctor comes out to chat with me and I turn around and just as the doctor walks up Suki PUKES EVERYWHERE. So two vet techs and the doctor and I are trying to clean it up and somehow in the midst of it all Sam has miraculously escaped from her halter with out notice. We continue to chat about the puke for a minute (the joys of pet ownership) until the doctor says, "Okay lets look at Sam's eye...UH...Where's Sam?"
Three Vet Techs, one Doctor, and me (plus sick Suki) later we find Sam who had decided to wander the store on her own and pee everywhere. Awesome. Sam is crazy. I am pretty sure the vet thinks I am the one who is crazy. Sigh.